March 2012
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next week(end) needs to get here!
it’s almost birthday weekend!
Mary’s birthday party on Saturday. Holy cannoli, she’s 8.
Saturday night is dinner with the famjam
Sunday is MY 22 BIRTHDAY I AM AN OLD FART.
but seriously. dinner at PF Chang’s with momma and importante people
SARA WILL BE HOME THIS WEEKEND THIS IS GLORIOUS
I get to see Joy and ELom for birthday shenanigans!
Monday is the SVFD...
February 2012
as i woke up at 7 this morning, my night will...
nap for 45 minutes
research paper topic kind of
write 2 pages of paper
get a snack
pee (interchangeable with number 3)
write 3 more pages of paper
pass the eff out
1, can you last forever? please?
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ghostsinjune:
Joshua Wicker - Super Bass...
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my tongue tastes like ick because i just licked 4...
“But how shall I describe her arts / To re-collect the scatter’d parts?”
– A Beautiful Young Nymph Going to Bed, Jonathan Swift, 1731
i've made a most grievous mistake
i have purchased a bag of chips and french onion dip. this will not end well.
“I am not a mathematician, but I know this: There are infinite numbers between 0...”
– (via dont-trust-a-hoe-but-trust-me)
there’s something weird about the fact that i just realized i’m wearing two bras but no shirt. must be a lazy saturday post-work
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you hit too close to home, but i loved you so...
unpopular opinions
i hate tattoos with nipples. i also despise spongebob
sittin' on the dock of the bay...
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me: im going to lose weight
me: im going to exercise every day
me: im going to go on a diet and stick to it
me: is that cake
