March 2012
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next week(end) needs to get here!
it’s almost birthday weekend! Mary’s birthday party on Saturday. Holy cannoli, she’s 8. Saturday night is dinner with the famjam Sunday is MY 22 BIRTHDAY I AM AN OLD FART.  but seriously. dinner at PF Chang’s with momma and importante people SARA WILL BE HOME THIS WEEKEND THIS IS GLORIOUS I get to see Joy and ELom for birthday shenanigans! Monday is the SVFD...
Mar 1st
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Mar 1st
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February 2012
as i woke up at 7 this morning, my night will...
nap for 45 minutes research paper topic kind of write 2 pages of paper get a snack pee (interchangeable with number 3) write 3 more pages of paper pass the eff out 1, can you last forever? please?
Feb 29th
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Feb 29th
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Feb 28th
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Listenghostsinjune: Joshua Wicker - Super Bass...
Feb 28th
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my tongue tastes like ick because i just licked 4...
Feb 27th
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Feb 27th
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“But how shall I describe her arts / To re-collect the scatter’d parts?”
– A Beautiful Young Nymph Going to Bed, Jonathan Swift, 1731
Feb 27th
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i've made a most grievous mistake
i have purchased a bag of chips and french onion dip. this will not end well. 
Feb 27th
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“I am not a mathematician, but I know this: There are infinite numbers between 0...”
– (via dont-trust-a-hoe-but-trust-me)
Feb 27th
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Feb 26th
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Feb 26th
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there’s something weird about the fact that i just realized i’m wearing two bras but no shirt. must be a lazy saturday post-work
Feb 26th
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Feb 26th
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Feb 26th
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Feb 26th
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Feb 26th
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Feb 26th
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you hit too close to home, but i loved you so...
Feb 26th
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Feb 26th
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unpopular opinions
i hate tattoos with nipples. i also despise spongebob
Feb 24th
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sittin' on the dock of the bay...
Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
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me: im going to lose weight
me: im going to exercise every day
me: im going to go on a diet and stick to it
me: is that cake
Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
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